For a couple of weeks I've...

For a couple of weeks I've been meaning to check out The Landing Strip, the new club they opened at Miranda's porn store downtown. I finally got there only to find out that it was already closed. Apparently not enough customers. So I headed over to Crazy Horse. Spent about an hour and a half and got dances from three dancers. One was air, two were hard and painful when they did make contact. None were particularly sexy or seductive.

A total of maybe 8 dancers working that night, none overly old or fat (a first for Crazy Horse in my experience) but except for a couple who just don't eat, all had a little bit of a paunch. Overall I'd rate the dancers consistently around 7s. Not ugly or creepy, none really pretty, but all had something to make you notice. Stage dancing was uninspired. One was topless only, one laid down and spread, most gave a little peek but didn't take their bottoms completely off. A couple of enhanced chests, the rest natural and fairly nice. Summary: stage show blah, dances blah, dancers friendly and pretty enough.

Though of the 8 or so dancers, only 3 asked me for a dance. The back room wasn't exactly busy so no one seemed to be making too much money. I was spending, said yes to everyone who asked, and left with more than I spent. Customers were doing to let's make it rain thing with 1's, I guess because there wasn't anything more interesting to do than perform for each other. Two guys brought big stacks of 1's still in bank wrapping but were mostly talking to each other and only casually watching the stage.