If you can read this, this...

If you can read this, this club is not for you. This club caters to the non-English speaking, construction worker/house-painter type. It's cool there's a niche market for this type of entertainment but if you're looking for a clean club with pretty girls and accommodating management - this is absolutely a place you want to stay away from. The club itself smells of week-old puke and Pine-Sol; horrible. The only thing worse is the management staff who think they're super, super cool. They're obviously completely out-of-touchj since they work at such a shit-hole. As for the girls, most of them are either overweight, over-tatted or just plain unattractive. I did see a few girls that were decent but why stick around when there are plenty of other good places in Austin to spend your time and money. Do yourself a favor and pass this place by.