Club Rouge
403 SW Harvey Milk St Portland, OR 97204

Ok, arrived on JetBlue midnight flight...

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Dofuporn
Apr 18, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday After Midnight

Ok, arrived on JetBlue midnight flight and went to club Rouge first thing based on the reviews and research I did beforehand. We arrived around 1am when the place closes at 2:30am. There was a $5 per person cover which for a New Yorker like me is very reasonable. Cute Asian lady collected our money and we entered into a small dark room with two small stages in the center. When we got there there were only maybe 20 patrons in the area. Plenty of space with 90% of the seat next to the stage empty. I feel bad for the girls on stage because no one was really paying them and so I took a seat up front and dropped $2 pretty consistently every 5 min. I think that got some of their attention and they were giving me dances up close.

Overall I think there was about 15 girls in the club and most of them were getting ready to leave despite still having an hour left before the club closes. Girls were about a 7 out of 10. The girls weren't pushy which is a plus and the alcoholic drinks were very reasonable at $18 for two Stella's and one rum and coke.

On stage I met Alexia, a really cute Indian girl and Victoria a Caucasian girl who were kissing and going down on each other for me. Given that the club was about to close I decided to get a lap dance from each just to see how they would perform given the crazy girl on girl action I was seeing. I started with Alexia, who I really liked and she told me the dances were $20 or $40 and that for $20 the bottom doesn't come off but for $40 it comes off and I will be able to touch. I went with the $40 and the contact was good but overall the dance really didn't meet my expectations at all considering im a huge fan of mons Venus where the dances are $20-$30 for hotter girls that let u grab, lick, suck and generally try to get u off. While Alexia was cute, and she didn't mind me touching, I couldn't even get hard because the effort wasn't that great. As I finished with Alexia and have her $40 (didn't tip because I felt I was oversold for poor performance), Victoria caught me while I was about to leave to follow up on dance with her. She explained to me that (similar to Alexia) I can touch if I do the $40 dance and not if I do $20. I asked if her dances was good and of course she said she was but when I got behind a curtain with her she said I couldn't touch her breast or vag. I felt tricked but proceeded to make the best of the situation and her dance was even worse than Alexia. Overall this is an epic fail for me after spending a little over $100 in total and didn't even get hard with the two girls. Stay with mons Venus (MV). I actually have to hold my load there and the girls are hotter and work hard for their $. At club rouge (at least for this thurs night) it's an epic fail. I would've preferred to get a steak dinner instead. Oh well, at least I've been and I will continue my quest to find a club as good as MV.

 

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