Boy, my visit last Friday was...

Boy, my visit last Friday was strange! There were an abundance of dancers (daytime shift). I thought this was great odds as there were very few customers. Boy, was I wrong. There were only 3 great looking dancers. I would rate them 8 and above. One was a tiny spinner named Raquel. The others I cannot remember the names. One sat with her regular the whole time. I could not imagine what they talked about at the table for hours and hours. The other two hotties were busy the whole time with the few patrons in the club. I was attacked by all the trashy older dancers. Each one stopped by and was "Hi, honey-do you want a dance?" "I can do it better than anyone else" Blah Blah. As soon as one would leave, another would take her place, promising the same stuff. One was so annoying she got out some lotion from her purse. I thought she would give me a HJ right then in front of everyone. I kept repeating "No, I'm not interested". She started rubbing the lotion on my elbows claiming that I had dry skin and needed elbow grease. Her brain must be fried from drugs...When the dancers left me alone the shot girls came by. When I told them I had to lay off the drinks so, I do not get pulled over, they wanted me to waste money buying them a shot. I'm cool with spending money on quality dancers but, that skank factor was really high that day. I felt like they were turning me upside down and seeing what money would fall out. I'll check back in 2 weeks and try my luck again. At least I get a funny story to tell....