This is NOT a strip club....

This is NOT a strip club. I repeat this is NOT a strip club. I'll explain. I have, on and off for a number of years gone to this place. I first went when they were in their old location down on Spruill. Not one girl has ever bothered dancing. One did give me a half hearted back rub once but that wasn't why I was there.

You go in to this place for one of three reasons. You pay the house fee and then tip the girl and, based on your tip, she will take extra special care of you. Using one of three techniques (remember the three aforementioned reasons).

The problem is that *ahem* dancer quality is dodgy at best. I've gone in there before and seen a line up that made it difficult to choose which one I wanted to spend my cash on. Other times, I couldn't leave fast enough.