I checked out Fantails because I...

I checked out Fantails because I was staying at a nearby hotel on a business trip. I had no idea what to expect from the mixed reviews I'd seen because they were all over the map (and recently more disappointing with new local ordinances restricting girls to bikinis). I paid 4 bucks, stepped through the metal detector and walked in. It was a Wednesday night so the place was dead. My first impression was that the girls were average and nearly outnumbered the customers 2 to 1. A couple of them looked like they were pretty friendly, sitting on laps and buttering up customers. Most looked to be keeping each other entertained and huddled up in small groups waiting around for their turn on stage. A few looked bored. I think one was even asleep. There were only 2 girls in the place that I immediately found attractive (Solid 8.5's) from the moment I stepped in, so I set up in a chair near the stage and decided to see what would come my way. During the course of the next 90 minutes or so I was approached by 7 girls. All were friendly... Some cutting right to the chase and offering $30 couch dances and $135 VIP room dances, others just chatting. A couple moved on when I was uninterested - Others didn't take "No" for an answer so easily. One older lady would NOT leave me alone and I basically ended up paying her to leave (she requested $5 so that she could tip out the DJ and go home early). I don't want anyone to have any legal troubles or spoil a good thing, so I'll just say that there was much more physical interaction with most of the girls here than I would have expected. I had my junk discreetly rubbed by several while they were trying to persuade me to get a dance or a VIP session. Some were offering much. much more (wink). I think my 2 personal highlights for the evening were 1) getting "motor boated" by a young, sloppy drunk girl who had no problem putting her lips and tongue all over my dick (through my pants). She had her head in my lap, ass in the air and feet still on stage DURING her feature dance and left my crotch wet from the nibbling. 2) was finally getting couch dances from one of the 2 girls I had my eye on all night. As for her looks and personality, she could have easily passed for a 17 year old high school volleyball player- which suited me just fine. The dance could have lead to MUCH more and she was VERY persuasive, but like a prepared gambler, I had set strict limits on what I was willing to spend or do before I set foot in the door. All in all, this was a fun time. I was looking for a relaxing few hours out and kept things pretty low key. I didn't go home with clean pipes, but it was clear that I could have satisfied just about any desire if I was willing to spend a few bucks and minutes more.

The synopsis: Fantails is NOT the club you go to with your golf buddies to spend hundreds of dollars watching perfect 10's playing hard to get and teasing your dick all night. This is the place you go to alone on a weeknight to spend a reasonable amount of cash, hook up with a girl next door or trashy babysitter type and work your nut out. Good times.