I visited the club for the...

I visited the club for the first time a little while back. It's in what seemed to be a deserted part of town, but it didn't seem dangerous at all. After parking and entering the front door, I had to fill out a membership application and let them make a copy of my DL. A little odd, I thought, but NBD. Walking in the club itself, it seemed a lot more industrial than I'm used to at other clubs. The bar was on the left wall with the stage directly in front and the pool tables off to the right. There were metal chairs around the stage but no tables within easy sight of the stage. There were TVs everywhere with ESPN showing the NBA game of the day.

After getting a drink at the bar, I sat down at the stage for a little while. The girls were mostly good looking - at least in the 6-7 range, and they were generally very engaged on stage. I found it odd though that none of them really came around to the chairs at the stage other than to thank us for the tips. There was one dancer that was better looking and friendlier than most, so I kept my eye on her as the evening progressed. I may be a little slow, but I finally figured out that the dances were all upstairs in the balcony that overlooked the stage. So, I got another drink and headed up the steps. With the difference in height, I felt very disconnected from the stage, and had no real way to tip the dancers on stage. I didn't like that at all.

I hung around in the balcony for a little while, but no one really came around to talk up there either, so I decided to take the initiative and sought out the dancer I'd been watching. She was busy dancing for a bunch of guys, but on a break, I caught her attention and asked for a dance. She said two other guys were ahead of me, but that she'd love to dance for me. So, I waited in line for a string if songs, watching the stage from above.