Me and my fuck buddy decided...

Me and my fuck buddy decided we wanted to go to a titty bar in the middle of the day to spice things up and to get our drink on. Boy, did we choose the WRONG place. We arrived around 2 PM on a Monday afternoon. It was a ratty, worn down club.

Here's waht was the most fucked up part, though. No one was dancing! No One!! And of course the dickwad bartender sold us our drinks first without mentioning that. What a dipshit. Anyways, maybe this place is semi-decent in the evening when there are more people, but for Christ's sake, if you're going to be open make sure you have at least one dancer on shift. Otherwise It's just overpriced alcohol in a dimly lit shithole.