I must be crazy. Anybody...

I must be crazy. Anybody who knows Tampa can tell you about this club. It's small, it's rundown, it's red neck, it's lower class, and it stinks...but I went in anyway. Gotta love that warm beer. I was sitting with a dancer, cute but a little heavy, and she asks about a private dance. I asked her how much and she says "$40." I think the girl was serious! Told her I wouldnt consider that, so she counters with "2 for $50." I told her it was too much and she says "its the same deal you would get at dreams, '$5 entry fee and $20 a song." I told her that many of the ladies do 2 for 1 ($10 a song) for me at Dreams and she countes with "2 for $40." After much haggling she did 3 uninspired dances for $40.....too much for this dump. She was a nice, friendly and kind cute girl but definitely not top shelf and her dances were bottom shelf.