My buddy and I swung by...

My buddy and I swung by La Boheme on a Thursday night at 10:30 pm. Even though the club is downtown, there was ample street parking. After paying a $10 cover to the polite bouncer, we entered the club and surveyed the floor. The club was clean and there were no thugs. The music wasn't too loud, so it was easy to have a conversation, and the DJ was low key. My friend and I had non alcoholic drinks, and it cost $5-7 for bottled waters and sodas when we got thirsty -- we were never pressured to buy drinks.

For the whole time we were there, there were 5 strippers dancing at any given time. There are 2 poles on the bar, and 3 stages on the floor. The vibe of the place was very relaxed. We were able to sit at the bar and stage, chat with each other and the dancers, and were not pressured to tip or to have private dances. We saw about ten dancers total, and most were attractive, and a couple were knockouts. Nearly all dancers were white, and there were a couple black and Asian dancers too. The lighting is was dim, so it's possible some of the dancers were Latina, I don't know. The quality of the dancing was mediocre and they were not particularly energetic or creative. However, every dancer we talked to was very friendly and pleasant, and none were pushy or aggressive. One dancer was clearly drunk/high and forgot to take off her bra before the song ended. Since there were five stages, I was able to wander from stage to stage to see different dancers, to see whichever one tickled my fancy.

My friend and I each got a private dance. Getting a private dance required a separate, $5 cover to get a wrist band. (You only need to pay this cover for the first private dance.) My private dance was with an 8/10 brunette with luxurious titties. The base price for a dance was $35, but I opted to pay $50 and she danced fully nude. She was very friendly, and had a farmer's daughter, girl-next-door vibe. Once she started grinding, she grabbed my hands and let me touch her ass and titties. Her breasts were real, and they were spectacular. My friend opted for a topless-only private dance, with a dark-haired, fair-skinned Eastern European gal with an accent. In a word, "exotic". He described the dance as "decent, professional" and the dancer herself as "friendly and beautiful".