Ebony Inn
5367 Sheriff Road Fairmount Heights, MD 20743

Bizarre but strangely intriguing ... Me...

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tuscl
Apr 9, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

Bizarre but strangely intriguing ... Me and my man (friends since we were FIVE! We are both 39 this year.) rolled in on a day when we were both of on a weekday. Actually, he dragged me there only after he said he'd pay my admission after I brought the drinks at the bar where were at. Nevertheless, the spot is in a spot I wouldn't go at night unless we were 2+ deep. Perhaps I'm a square now but it is what it is. When you go in there's this rude, loud-mouthed chick, with a manual cash register selling everything from condoms to Jolly Ranchers to cough drops! Bizarre. The bar isn't IN the club it's where the mini dollar store is with the rude black chick. The bar-keep was sweet as pie ... I love her. She even gave me a Newport to smoke as mine were on my coffee table at home.

Okay, the place is quite dark but I guess this for all the right reasons. The chicks can be rather hit-or-miss, but that may just ME as I don't date, marry, or wife black chicks (I WILL fugg though!) Moving on, most of the chicks are genuinely friend and give ferocious lap-dances. My man offered to purchase several dances for me but I declined -- I just drank and observed. See, I will have wanted to sneak something out of there as my wife was on travel for the month ... Gotta resist temptation. I had a good time for the most part in spite of all the girls asking if I were gay because I didn't partake in the festive mood. *laughing* There was this one particular chick who was petite, brown-skin, and quite cute I would have made a permanent side-piece along with this thick girl with glasses. Essentially, it's not the best place but you'll get the most bang for your buck here, no pun intended. I like it and will go back from time-to-time...

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