The girl who had jizz on...

The girl who had jizz on her mouth and tried to kiss the guy is nothing compared to what happened to me. I saw the bad reviews on Yelp, but decided to drive down from Scottsdale to check this place out anyway and it turned out to be a really big mistake.

First, I had to pay a cover charge at the door to get in. One of the girls outside smoking in the front was making jokes about me being asian in ear shot of me, which I did not appreciate at all. All the while, the girl at the door kept trying to sell me a beer before I got into the place when I only drink wine. She was very pushy about it, and tried to tell me it was a "great deal" for me to get an overpriced beer I would not drink. Fine for others, not fine for me.

Ok. So I paid the door fee, and went to sit down. There were a group of lesbians or something sitting at a table, and the dancer who I tipped upon entering at the stage did not even acknowledge me. I decided to ignore her and wait for other girls. I waited, and waited, and waited. The other girls must have been on vacation? I didn't see too many of them. I just sat around waiting, and nothing happened.