With baseball season just underway, I...

With baseball season just underway, I think a metaphor is apt to describe the legendary Follies:

This club epitomizes the quintessential five-tool player.

Fielding:

Two stages, "Boardwalk" to the right as you enter and "Park Place" to the left, surround the central bar, with stageside and table seating surrounding both. High-top tables and barstools against the walls are the best seats in the house, with couches in the front left corner probably second best - the main virtue of these being that they aren't in the middle of the action. And there is action a-plenty on the main floor, to say nothing of the large open VIP room in the back right corner, or the small individual rooms on the wall next to the couches. Beaded curtains and strategic lighting mean that while these spaces aren't entirely private, you can feel comfortable playing deep.