If you are from the Chicago...

If you are from the Chicago area and are going to be visiting Detroit, this review is for you. I live in the Chicago area and over the years have sampled most of the clubs within a 2 hour drive of the city. All comparisons will be made based on the Northern Illinois / Southern Wisconsin market cause that's where I stuck living... I'll also review Trumpp's and Toy Chest.

Visit was mid afternoon on a Monday. Hard to get to, construction. Hard to find, off frontage road in strip mall behind bridge. Looks like a small dive bar turned strip club. 7 or 8 girls on duty and a couple of waitresses. About as many customers as girls and everybody looked bored to death. Stage action was dismal at best (dollar under the g-string and good bye). As the day / evening went on I learned this is pretty typical for Detroit. Looks wise the girls were all nice. No 1-4's or 9-10's. Had one table dance, was out of the main room entirely and no goon watching. Here's where Detroit starting looking up. Major league grindage on her part including through the pants crotch massage with her hands. On my part I was allowed virtual full access above the waist, something unheard of in the Chicago Area. Over all I also noticed the majority of the girls are natural, across 3 clubs only saw 1 or 2 girls with implants. Also the opposite of the Chicago.

Will I find myself in Detroit again, I hope so. At La Chambre, not likely.