Arrived late on a Friday afternoon....

Arrived late on a Friday afternoon. Cover was cheap, $3. Interior was cheap-strip-club shabby, not glamorous looking at all. I sat down and a server took my order quickly. I just ordered a soda, which was expectedly pricey at $5.50. Looking around, there were at most a dozen patrons, a few employees, and maybe a half dozen dancers. Quality of the dancers was overall pretty low. Some moderately acceptable if you squinted but absolutely zero "lookers". Before long a dancer with a hispanic name (a feminized version of Jaime, I believe, she was hard to hear much less understand) came and sat with me. She didn't say much other than introductions. I asked about table dances a couple times before she understood me. I was told on the floor dances were $10 but they were clothed and offered no privacy or touching. I was also told that VIP dances (in a separate area) where $25 and those afforded more privacy, would be topless, and would allow touching. I decided to do a VIP dance. The VIP dance did offer some touching, but she spent most of her time at a distance and wasn't very enticing. During the first dance I tried to get her to dance closer which she occasionally would. I asked for a second dance and asked her to remain closer, but she either chose to most continue to keep a distance or didn't understand me. She started a third dance without asking so I stopped her. She absolutely wasn't doing anything for me. I paid her, and went on with my life. Given the low quality of the club and dancers, I doubt I will return.