TD’s runs two topless clubs in...

TD’s runs two topless clubs in Albuquerque, TD’s North off I-25 and TD’s Gold on Eubank. They are by far the best clubs in town. I prefer TD’s North to TD’s Gold, but there are others who prefer the Gold to North. You can’t go wrong in either place, and if one is not to your liking, try the other. While not cheap, it is less expensive than many clubs around the country. The dancers are attractive and of varying ethnicities. There are probably more bleach blondes and silicone here than at most clubs, but there are plenty of naturals to keep you going.

TD’s North is just off I-25 on the frontage road. You can see it from the Interstate. There is ample well lit parking. Valet service is provided, but there is really no need for it as it is all the same lot. You will be wanded when you enter and patted down. You will also be asked for your ID, which will be scanned. I don’t mind this, some do, but you should know about it. They erase the scans if there are no untoward encounters or suspected credit card problems; usually by the next day. You can buy a beer or water from the lady who scans your ID for $0.50 less than inside the club. There is no cover during the day, but there is after 5:00 PM. I seldom go that late, so I am not sure of what it is, but it can vary with the day of the week and if there are special events.

Inside, the club is large, dimly lit, and clean. There is no smoking, like all clubs in NM. Drinks are on the expensive side, but not unreasonable. The waitresses are attractive and attentive. Couch seating along the wall is best for dances, and there are some nooks and crannies that are more private than others. If you don’t sit along the wall, ask for your table dances there. Sometimes your dance will recommend that. There are two stages, a large one and a small one. When things are slow, there is only one dance who dances on the large stage. When things pick up, they do a set on the large stage and migrate to the small stage. If things are really busy, there are two dancers on the large stage and one on the small stage.