Although the review indicates it is...

Although the review indicates it is for a Monday evening it is in essence a compilation of six different visits over a 6 day period while on a golf trip in March. Monday gets the listing because it was the best. Overall this place was a blast and an incredible value, but each day will get it's own review. WED - group of 4 - a lot of fun, but while there were no pasties I did notice that there were far, far more bouncers than I had ever seen in my 30 years visiting here. Also the dancer quality to be fair was mediocre. Thurs - group of 2 - again mediocre dancers and the smoking was out of control. Fri - solo visit - Good line-up, but brutally crowded and an incredibly thuggish crowd. I will never ever get the pants at mid- thigh b.s., wool skullcaps when it's 85 and how throwing 20 singles on the stage beats 2 full contact laps for the same money. Saturday - solo visit - vacant - fun time, but again mediocre dancers except for one dancer who I had got too much of a "good girl vibe" from Thursday convinced me to do dances and she was amazing. Sun. solo visit - fun time with mediocre looking dancers in an uncrowded club -Monday - group of three -- Amazing evening. Minimal crowd, maybe 25+ dancers and all the hotties were there. Plenty of last day of vacation cash and we got to compare contact levels between the dancers. Contact off the charts including the probability of HJ extras, but not in this club as those of you who have been will understand. Fine for others to LDK, but I like my clothing so no ty. Special appreciation to both Amber who is the epitome of the beautiful blonde dancer and a true 9+ and Goddess who if you like petite ebony spinners with perfect features, amazing eyes and long, carefully straightened flowing hair you will also rate a clear 9+. Despite claims by others to the contrary I found both to have amazing contact levels, more particularly in view of how amazing they looked, but not the same levels as the girls who managed to provide fleeting oral and constant hj, despite the surroundings. ON a slow night in Cocoa your money goes a long way and it took the 3 of us almost a full 7 hours to spend a combined $1300. Cons: Friday night crowd; dancer quality was down; smoke is unbearable and anywhere you go after you will smell and if you are self conscious about people watching you closely getting dances you will hate it here. On busy nights you will bump into people getting dances. Pros: No cover until 7; Free shot (good ones) before 7; beer less than $5; contact level is champagne room worthy in full public view so if you'd have sex in front of a crowd this place is for you; on a pretty night the dancers are amazing; $10 laps and in the past year only one club has broken the 3:45 mark consistently on songs and this is it. I timed my first 10 dances Monday 36:22 for $90 because she gave me a break and I tipped back part of it.