My first ever visit to the...

My first ever visit to the world famous Mons Venus was about what I expected. The dancers are about as hot as you're going to find pound for pound at any club I've been to. If you're looking for good clean fun, this is your spot. If you're looking for some less clean fun, this isn't your spot.

My first impression upon showing up on a Saturday evening around 8 was that this place was a lot smaller than I thought it'd be. There's just one main stage lined with chairs with tables around that and then private dance areas along the walls. Still, the talent was immediately apparent. The girls are all in great shape and look clean and classy. It wasn't the most diverse group of 5-10 girls, but there were one or two latina and black dancers.

Almost every girl in the club came past me at some point and offered to sit down to dance. The place is really a private dance factory. This is not the place for you to have conversations with the dancers, it's an exchange of pleasantries and then an ask for a dance. Some of the girls did this more gracefully than others. One girl, a peruvian, was borderline insulting.