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Stars Cabaret

Salem, OR

This place is great: food was cheap, service was quick. The $5 burger special was a great deal. There were about five girls on shift, they were all decent looking. Much better girls than…

Columbia Strip

Portland, OR

This place is close to Washington so if traffic gets bad I will swing in and check it out. Inside the club remains basically unchanged from its' former iteration (Jags). The girls are…

Club Rouge

Portland, OR

Had a great night at Rouge. I have been in here before and been wholly unimpressed. Tonight there were a plethora of beautiful young women dancing. A minimum of four were girls…

The meat is on the pole takes on a special meaning since Casa Diablo is Vegan. Never have tried their food since I am a meat eater and constantly looking for the beef. The…

Came in to the club in the afternoon on a mission to try the VIP room out for variety. There is no cover in the afternoon, I arrived around 5:30pm. Entered the club and turned…

Came here on a Sunday evening with a friend. Walked in with no cover. Low res lighting seemed to set the mood, but it was extremely slow, maybe 10 total patrons and 10-15 dancers. Nobody…

Hit up Casa Diablo in Portland on a Monday night because my Portland strip club tour requires me to see the infamous spots even if my soul might leave in protest. Cover? $0. Bonus points:…