I've been here three times with...

I've been here three times with mixed results. Time one I showed up with 30 plus members on a weekday, so we got to negotiate the cover and as a bonus we rolled in two kegs and the talent was.... lacking. Time two was a friend's bachelor party, and since it was prime time the main stars were out there working it; for this visit we had been drinking for hours before arriving, so, after my hour nap during the private show as soon as we got there, I was promptly ejected for arguing with a dancer demanding money for a performance I wasn't in the room to see. My most recent visit was this past Saturday for my own bachelor extravaganza, so that is what I will be drawing on for this review.

Arrived around 9 to a rather empty scene, and as the VIP I was admitted fo' free (the suckers with me had to pay $25). Started with a private room for an hour, and I must say I was actually impressed: not only was every lady a looker, but they really packed the shows in, having a new performer go on stage within a few minutes of the last one departing. Higlights of the show were them bringing many of my crew up to be mistreated, individually of course, and a couple heavily tattooed ladies (especially that Colombian mamacita).

Returned to the main room for a bit, and then the crew put up some unknown amount of cash for another show in the "bedroom". Kind of skeavy to get on that bed were god knows what happened, but it's all in good fun. At least, I thought it was in good fun- turns out this extra show was just an excuse for a chubby Asian chick with big boobs and dark nipples to work some daddy issues out on me with a belt. Honestly, when did strippers make the switch from erotic to lazy-assed abuse? Not sexy, not enjoyable, not worth it. In fact, if I ever see that chick on the street, I will forget the lesson I learned in kindergarten after my last fight with a girl and try to break her nose.