SexWorld
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241 N 2nd Ave Minneapolis, MN 55401

What a disappointment. I've really liked...

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hsh121
Mar 26, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

What a disappointment. I've really liked Thee Dollhouse in the past, but I think I just realized I really just like one girl there, who doesn't seem to be there much (if at all) anymore. She might have been too sexy and too fun for this place. I've been back a couple times and seen a few other girls, who were nice but not very enthusiastic. This time was the last straw.

Look at the booths, and see two girls. I picked the one (I thought) was more attractive to me. Turns out I picked wrong. Go into the booth, she, barely looking present at all, asked what I would like. I asked what her toy shows were. She held up one dildo and said it was $60. Other girls have had a wide variety of toys, but nope, this boring toy and that's it. Ok, I put in my $60. What followed was the least inspired show I have ever seen. At no point did she look excited, happy, or aroused in any way. I don't think she ever even grinned. She just kept rearranging herself as she used this toy with all the sensuality as someone using a Q-tip. And look, people can have bad days, even peepshow girls. And I'm not expecting an earth shaking orgasm out of her. But, could you at least pretend this is somehow erotic? The complete lack of enthusiasm turned this normally sorta-awkward moment into a painfully awkward one. With the speakers blasting Men at Work and my "doll" just pumping this toy in and out until it was over, I just closed my eyes and imagined someone who gave a fuck. I wanted it to end as quickly as possible. I quickly came, I said thanks, she said nothing, and I got outta there as fast as possible.

I should have just spent $1 at the video booth and watched some porn. Could have saved $59 and the trouble of this poor girl having to pretend this was turning her on. It just felt cold, and I felt ashamed for the both of us. I won't be coming back. Ok, maybe if I hear my favorite's name on the phone recording as being in Thee Dollhouse. But I hope she moved on from this place.

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