Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale
10723 Composite Dr Dallas, TX 75220

Visited on a Sunday night. Pull...

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psion
Mar 25, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

Visited on a Sunday night. Pull through the valet parking area for free self parking in the lot. I was surprised the girl working the door didn't charge me a cover, maybe no entry fee on Sunday nights? But she did instruct me to take off my hat.

Beer was 6 or 7 dollars? I got a quarter back actually, so I guess it was 6.75. There were a half dozen women in the rotation, three conventionally hot ones and three for men with specialized tastes (If you like them a little bigger). Dancers did a three-song set and there were some breaks when the stage was vacant, I guess because it was Sunday/slow.

Club layout is weird, but I liked it. Other reviewers call it shabby, run-down, and they're not wrong. But I like a run-down SC personally. There are probably exceptions, but in general it seems like the fresher and nicer the renovations in a club, the less fun there is to be had there. Entryway is a goofy faux European stone-floor interior courtyard with a fountain. Inside, the walls have strange unfinished-looking semi-abstract figural art peeling off them. Main stage is overlooked by a second floor balcony with fleur-de-lys designs on the railing to give the place a seedy New Orleans vibe. I didn't go upstairs. If any club I've visited was going to turn out to be a vampire den a la From Dusk Till Dawn it would be this one.

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