I went to Molly Browns last...

I went to Molly Browns last night with a buddy. It's the first Saturday night of Bike Week, and it's damn cold outside, so this seemed like a good place to warm-up.

Although things seemed better for my buddy, I have to say I was disappointed. The only thing worse than the place filled with (mostly) unattractive or fat women bearing tattoos is that I just couldn't catch the eye of the ones who seemed worthy of my cash. I think there were three good looking women, and the rest were in the 5-6 range.

I give the place a 5 due to the large quotient of unattractive women, lack of opportunities to spend my money, and the damn DJ who would just NOT SHUT UP! Is it a requirement that all strip-club DJ's have an annoying, nasal voice?