You might as well go to...

You might as well go to a Friday's or sports bar, you'll see as many naked women there. I stopped in on a Saturday afternoon a month ago and there was one "dancer" who sat at the bar the entire time. She said she used to be a manager there but liked dancing instead. Funny, I thought a dancer actually got on stage, took her clothes off and danced. After 30 minutes I left.

Second trip Friday afternoon. Four "dancers" there, not once did anyone go on stage. From the looks of the ones I saw probably a good thing as there was nothing I would call remotely attractive. Ordered a beer, sat at a table and watched the NCAA tournament. After 30 minutes I left.