This was the first of a...

This was the first of a four club stop on St. Patty's Day. The overall layout of the club hasn't changed. The main floor is pretty much a maze of chairs and tables surrounding the one stage in front. Lappers take place in the back in small booths. Some what private but no curtain ... not that one would be needed.

Monday nights were advertised as $15 dances. I think that either the lower dance pay out or that it was St. Patty's Day reduced the overall number of dancers. One sat down next to me not too long after I arrived and proceeded to drone on about how she was a "bad drunk stripper". Whatever that means. Her conversation skills pretty much revolved around the same theme. Seeing as the dances were on the cheaper end I decided to take her up on an offer. While she had a nice overall body the dance itself wasn't anything special. Started poorly when I was instructed to lock my hands behind my back. She then wanted to place my legs on a strict 90 degree angle at the knee so she wouldn't slide off. I've had less posing for photographs. The dance itself left much to be desired. I guess she wasn't kidding about being a bad drunk stripper.

Decided to give another dancer a chance - mistake. Didn't have to lock the hands behind my back but she was adamant that they be out at my sides.