I'll admit this review is being...

I'll admit this review is being written about my first (and only) time here this past Saturday.

My older gentleman friend, a few of our friends who will remain anonymous to protect their local celebrity statuses, but moreso to keep them from having to sleep on the couches in their own home, and I ("bring the girl, she validates us!"), came to watch porn star Jesse Jane's dance feature.

We arrived a little past midnight and upon entering I immediately liked La Boheme. It was classy, a bit rockstarish, dimly (but aptly) lit, with a few stages, 2 bars (that I noticed) and poles on the bar for the beautiful girls. There were some questionable dancers mixed in with the throng of stunning and flexible beauties but that's to be expected. We caught Jesse's last dance on the center stage, and proceeded to have so much fun we broke the rules and did the unspeakable - we stayed until the lights came up. But like vampires, as soon as they did, we all faced the bar, finished our drinks and didn't look towards the stage. Who wants to ruin a fantasy?