This is a review of a...

This is a review of a visit to the Coliseum by my wife and I this past Saturday night. I was surprised by my wife’s suggestion to go to a club as it has been awhile, and she even did some research on her own to suggest we go to the Coliseum. We have never been there before and I think the advertised Saturday night couple’s night was what swayed her, and I certainly didn’t want to tell her that a lot of higher end clubs have couple’s nights on Saturday. Need to keep it special for her, no selfish motives at all on my part.

I won’t describe the club as many others have already but it certainly is on par with the Flight Club and Penthouse Clubs. There were quite a few couples there, and some kind of party with some buses outside and a group of mostly males but some women. They stayed up in what I assume is a VIP area up a few steps.

The club was nice, service was very good (for a change at a strip club), but the dancers were pretty horrendous. We were there from probably 8:30 until 12:30 at least, and I bet that 80% of the dancers were heavy, and not just a little. The remaining dancers were either very young and inexperienced, or 4’s to 6’s probably. We saw at least two young dancers on the stage, one was probably a 7 or 8, but obviously had no clue at all what to do. Since she was decent looking, several guys finally went up to tip her and she literally held her hand out for the bills instead of letting the customers nip and tuck. My wife literally said, “I can’t believe what I’m seeing, what is she, like 12?”