The Oasis Gentlemen's Club
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490 W Jericho Turnpike Smithtown, NY 11787

Been here a few times, nothing...

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bigbadbeetleboy
Mar 18, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

Been here a few times, nothing special. Place was close to my job, so I went after work. Club is a hole in the wall, but its clean and presentable. Drink prices are average, but you can get a glass of wine for like 6 bucks there which is the only reason I go there. The girls are usually average, but I once in a while they might have a diamond in the rough, which is why I stop by once in a while. This particular night, the club wasn't very crowded, with like four or so girls, mostly Russian chicks with average bodies and tolerable faces. One Asian/Russian girl decides to sit next to me and pretty much asks for a drink. I'd seen her before, her face and body was nothing special like the other girls, and she had absolutely no charm. I usually tell her no, but that night I had a nice piece of cash on me, so I figured I be polite and buy her a beer. Her conversation skills needed work, she had nothing sexy and flirtatious to say to me, she just smiled and giggled like a dummy. Most of the conversation, she was trying to convince me to get a private dance. The dances at this place are the absolute worse, you can't touch the dancers, and they wear tape to cover their nipples. The bouncers there are a bunch of mean face jerks that seem to look and treat everyone like they're a bunch of pitiful Johns. One bouncer watched us like a hawk from the other side of the room. Anyway, as soon as I finished my drink, I politely excused myself from the lady and left. Won't be back for a long long time.

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