The dancers, though mostly mid-30s and...

The dancers, though mostly mid-30s and over, are decent enough and definitely friendly. That's obviously a plus. But the drinks are overpriced ($6 for a domestic bottle), the dollar parade is endless, and dancers and even bartenders are constantly trying to get you to buy them mixed drinks, even if you're sitting with another dancer. Worst of all, they don't do lapdances. There is some fun to be had at the bar, but the absence of a lapdance room makes this place unworthy of a trip to an out-of-the-way place in Newark.