Went to Dallas to visit a...

Went to Dallas to visit a couple of clubs. Went to Cabaret Royale first. I was greeted by a really pretty hostess. Unfortunately, she was the only pretty woman I saw there during my visit. Scoping out the talent that day, most of the dancers were in some combination of obese, old, and/or not pretty. And the number of bad implant jobs were high, also. I hung around for a short time, but I could not find a single dancer that I wanted to spend my money on. I left to head on over to Baby Dolls and the experience there was a complete opposite of the one at Cabaret Royale (review coming).

Furthermore, the chair I was sitting on had some body odor. I didn't notice initially. But the smell hung around. I thought it followed me to Baby Dolls. It was like an episode of "Seinfeld".