The Clubhouse is a fine club...

The Clubhouse is a fine club with a unique vibe and music, beautiful girls, and a good staff. However, it is a place that can suck your wallet dry if you're not careful. I went on a Saturday evening around 10 PM. Parking was $10, and $20 if you wanted "valet" parking. The difference between valet parking and self-parking was about 10 feet, so I parked myself. Cover was an even $20. A little on the high side, but it's Dallas on a Saturday night, so I can't nitpick too much.

The inside of the club is nice. A great rock vibe, which is unique among clubs I have been to. The chairs are comfortable but awkwardly placed around the stage. The central bar is in a fine location, and the small stages and poles are great for tipping dancers who do well on the main stage and getting some personal time with them.

The girls are good quality. There were tons of dancers creating a party-like atmosphere on a Saturday night. Many will slip right into your lap and start a conversation (or even dance) right there. Be careful what you're buying when you get a dance. Some girls will be very ambiguous when it comes to what kinds of dances they do and how much they cost. Do your homework, and you'll get an awesome full-contact, nude lap dance with a lovely woman. And that's all you can ask for.