Made my first and probably last...

Made my first and probably last visit to Kittens on Wednesday. Arrived just before 8 and half the workers were on the stoop smoking and watching me leave my car. Went in and paid a $5 cover, and walked up to the bar where there was only one other patron. Immediately pounced by the only dancer on the floor. Told there was no draft beer despite having pulls in front of me with glasses out. Paid $7 for bottled beer. No dancers came on stage at all. Their website claimed it was amateur night, but there were no amateurs either. Finished my beer and left. Went down the road to Ten's and had an absolute blast.