I have a problem with this...

I have a problem with this club. The problem is that it's not located where I live! Went to Miami for business and tried E11even because it was a lot closer than Tootsies. Great choice. The club is top notch, very secure, and high end. The staff at the door welcome you like you're a regular even on your first trip in. We were able to get a seat in the main level and a handful of lovely dancers stopped by. All sat down and talked. The first level of dances you are likely to try are in the $40 to $50 range per dance, in a semi private couch area. Pricey, I agree, but pretty good and surprisingly worth it. You know after a dance if the dancer is what youre interested in, lets put it that way. The women are fantastic and it's pretty much full nude. After a few drinks and a couple more dances with others, I tried the VIP. Compared to NYC clubs, this was great value. For $750, on a credit card no less, you get a very generous hour PLUS a bottle of your choice. All for the $750, which is where you are in NY before you even start to think about getting the hard sell on champagne, etc. And the choices are really good wines, not shitty cheap stuff from Costco. The waitress brings it in, you sign a few receipts and away you go. Dances were private, full nude, wonderful. No bouncers barging in every 5 minutes, no waitresses constantly trying to sell more booze, just an hour plus of red wine and a friendly, tattoo free nude angel. I know there are even higher, more decadent levels of pampering in this club for the super wealthy, but in my opinion, if you're already conditioned by big city clubs that you're going to drop $1,000 or more for a really quality experience, this place is great, and again, in my view, pretty good value given the quality of the club. I can't wait to go back.