The Papermoon is the best club...

The Papermoon is the best club in Springfield, and is great if you are trying to avoid the city. Its location is what attracted me to it in the first place. When you come in you notice that the club has a nice set up, with seats that are very comfortable. It has two stages for the girls to dance on, and in the back in the VIP room (but I just consider it the back room). My only complaint about the set up is that there is a pillar in the middle that doesn't allow you yo see both stages, but I recommend getting a seat towards the side so you can see both stages. I've been going to this place for a couple of years now, and the type of music varies, but rarely do they play much rap that you would consider strip club music. This club attempts to appeal to an crowd of gentlemen rather then ballers that want to ball, as their primary customer is an older professional that has too much time and money. However this forces the club to stay classy. They bathroom attendant is there as of now but he has been known to come and go (more about him later). All in all the set up is pretty classy and makes you feel comfortable.

The girls there are very attractive for my taste, but that is not everyone's opinion. This is a white strip club, so there are a lot more skinny girls then what you usually see in a club. That being said there are a couple of Latina girls and a black chick or two, but for the most part your going to have a hard time figuring out these girls ethnicity. Unless you are completely repulsed by skinny chicks then you'll find most of the girls to your liking. And unless what your really looking for is some thick black girls, you find at least one or two girls of your taste.

The only real problem with this club is their drinks, they are way too expensive. Beer is $8, but my suggestion is a Jim Bean and ginger for $10, especially if your trying to continue a buzz.

The dances here are pretty pricey, but if you want a dance get a private room and don't bother with a table dance. When you go in the back you can touch the girl, and it is her digression where you may touch her, and how she touches you. If you find the right girl, she'll grab your genitals or let you touch hers. You need to know how to scope these girls out tough, as most are not worth taking to the back. Here is a personal tip if you want a dance, get the $150 one, these girls don't put out for much more or less.