This is a total first for...

This is a total first for me! Visited a strip joint with and saw not a single single stripper strip! My buddy and I went where on a Saturday and walked in around 6pm. There was no one at the front counter area but the door was open. We walked in and the bar tender was just setting up the bottles and preparing to open. We asked the bartender what was happening and he told us that they had just opened and there would be dancers out soon. Well, we sat back and a couple of girls came in around 7:00p with one that was getting dinner but she was wrapped up in a sweater. She was ok, i would rate her a 7. She was the only girl we saw from 7p to 8p... no dancer ever made the stage while we where there. The waitress was very nice and came by to tell us that the night before was quite full of girls but not very many guys AND with the change in opening from 7pm to 6pm it made matters a little worse. There were a couple of more guys who came in during our 6:30-8pm stay but they too were looking at ... nothing... We left at 8pm.

Likely that this club got busier after we left but the morale of this story is "Do not go early to this strip joint on Saturdays"