I usually go to Baby Dolls...

I usually go to Baby Dolls in Dallas when I'm in the mood to hit a strip club. There are always plenty of friendly, pretty ladies and I always get morre than enough attention there. However, I heard of the Super Tuesday special at Jaguars ($5 dances) and thought it would be worth checking out. However, I was greatly disappointed!

First, the positive. The club is nice. It is large and has a nice interior. Sound and lights are great. The lapdance area is very nice - there are individual seats with dividers that provide some privacy.

Now, the negatives. For one, the smog/haze machine is turned up too high and I had a hard time seeing all the way to the stage. But the main disappointment was that I spent a couple hours there and couldn't get any attention or give my money away! For starters, there is a main floor and then a slightly raised area in the back near the bar. When I got there, the main floor seating was full and I got seated in the raised area in the back. Well, the dancers pass through this area on the way to the ladies room but, other than that, almost no dancers will circulate through this area and pay attention to you. So, if you go, don't sit in the back/raised area. Beyond that, it seems that this club just doesn't cater to my demographic (middle-aged professional). I sat at my table for quite a while with no attention and then a couple of young Hispanic guys in baggy jeans and hoodies got seated nearby and had 3 dancers all over them in about 60 seconds. At one point, I literally raised cash in the air and still got no attention. I'm a decent-looking, well-dressed, good-smelling gentleman that isn't fat and I've never been just completely ignored at a strip club like this! Ok, I guess I wasn't completely ignored. At one point a girl came by my table and grabbed my hand and said, "c'mon, I know you got 5 bucks for a dance." She didn't say hi or anything - just wanted to hustle a dance. Well, that usually isn't my style, but I went with her anyway since she was nice looking and I wasn't getting any other attention. Once I figured out that she was a no-touch girl, I said, "thanks" after the first song and went back to my table.