Some of the earlier reviews of...

Some of the earlier reviews of Diamond Cabaret don't do it justice, and I'm not sure why. For a topless club in Denver, I had a great experience. I went at lunchtime after attending a function at the very nearby convention center and was surprised to learn that they had a pretty decent lunch. It was five bucks for the lunch, or a four dollar cover, so I paid the extra buck and got plenty of food. Of course, it was hard to eat with all the lovely ladies taking my attention away, but I managed. The place is a bit smoky, but if you like to chew on a fat stogie, this is your place. I got used to the smell after a short while.

The inside of the club is super clean and very well maintained. Everything was pretty much perfect. The waitstaff, some of which are former dancers, are very accomodating and provide excellent service as well as a great cleavage view when they bend down to get your order.

There was only one stage operating, but there were lots of girls wandering around the place so the view changed constantly. They ranged from 6-9 with no ugly ones to be found, as is so often the case in my experience. A particular girl caught my eye and was very friendly on stage. She turned out to be much friendlier in the back and I ended up spending lots more money than I thought I ever would, including popping for $100 to take her off the dance list for an hour so I could have her all to myself. The privates were great and I could have easily dropped $500 on her if it was in my pocket. She had me mesmerized. Definitely worth it, though as a result, I ended up buying more drinks than I normally would have--including plenty for the dancer and one for the cocktailer too. I broke my personal record for most dollars spent in the shortest amount of time, but it was definitely worth it and I'm going back soon.