Your on the scene reporter here...

Your on the scene reporter here at Penthouse. My first time here and this reporter is underwhelmed. I've been to other Penthouse clubs (Denver, Detroit) and this one is just awful. Club itself is nice enough, bar staff is friendly, but the dancer selection this night was not only sparse but really sub-par by Penthouse standards. Granted there wasn't many customers, but the dancers here never left their regulars at the bar except to go on stage. There's only one little spinner, London, that I thought was worth spending money on. But alas, she never left the side of her regular PL to venture out to a customer with cash. Too bad for her. I hope, for the sake of this club's long term prospects, that this was just an off night. I think I'll smoke my cigar and head back to my motel with my $1K in my wallet. To add insult to injury, my vodka martini was $18.50...ouch!