This was my second trip to...

This was my second trip to this club. Obviously the first trip was decent enough to merit a return. I walked in and there were 6-7 ladies working. The ID check lady took my $5 and warned, "Once you're past this rope, you're on your own." Whatever the f*** that meant. Maybe it was a warning.

Wow...at least 3 of the dancers were well into their 40's, which is cool if you at least look like Sarah Palin. But man, they were overweight AND unattractive. At least they were pretty nice when they approached me. One dancer was especially cool in the few minutes she spent at my table, but definitely wasn't getting a rise out of me. There were two younger dancers. One was fuller, but smooth with no breasts. The other was thin with a nice ass. I would have liked either one, but the thicker one got on stage and just kind of squatted there and gyrated a little. She started yelling in the middle of her song...nobody likes the angry dancer. Before her dance she appeared listless, and having her on stage confirmed that she was on something.

The thin gal came over to me and asked if I wanted a dance. I told her yes, but I'd like to see her on stage first. She said she was going up soon and said she'd be back. Instead, she headed back to the corner of the bar and started hugging on a guy at least 6 inches shorter than she was. I stayed waiting for her rotation, but it never came, so I left after about 45 minutes. I probably won't be back considering I paid the cover and the girl situation was lame. At least the lady at the rope warned me. I should have listened.