"I want to ride wid you!"...

"I want to ride wid you!" This was my first experience with this club. I pulled up and two dancers were outside smoking. I asked them how it was inside, but they were too wasted to really give a coherent answer. I passed that night...partially because of the girls and partially because I was certain my car was going to get scratched or broken into in the lot.

A few months later, I returned, this time with an inconspicuous car. Parked and waded past a small group of unsavory characters. I will give this club a thumbs up for its diversity. There was definitely a more mixed crowd here than the other clubs I had been to. Going inside, it was dark and at the bar I was told a one drink minimum. No problem. I headed over to the tall tables near the single stage and sat. After a few minutes I was joined by an AA gentleman who kindly informed me that most of the girls were on drugs and that he knew their favorites. I engaged him for a short while, ignoring the not-so-subtle drug sell. He finally got the hint that I wasn't a customer and left.

Unfortunately, there were no attractive ladies working that night. A couple were hefty and a couple were thin, but busted. One of the thin ones who had a pretty nice body came up and asked me to buy a dance. She was obviously strung out, but nice. I asked for pricing and she gave me the low down...$150 1/2 hr VIP and $300/hr VIP. I told her I wanted to enjoy my drink a little. She left, but returned after about 5 minutes and said that she could offer 1 hour VIP for $140. Her ass was really calling my name. Seriously, I love perfectly shaped bottoms, and she qualified. Unfortunately, I wasn't drunk enough and my logical side said, "You gonna catch something," so I declined. She went to the bar and I got the stink eye from the fat bartender lady. I decided it was time to bounce before word got around to the shady clientele.