Came to Vegas yesterday (2/22/14) for...

Came to Vegas yesterday (2/22/14) for my bachelor party. I hadn't been here since my 30th birthday in 2008.

We called the Rhino for limo service and got our cover waived. We showed up around 10:00, right after the UFC fight ended, and stayed until 2:30 AM. We opted not to go for bottle service or anything fancy like that, so we spent most of the night standing up when we weren't getting dances or sitting at the main stage. Standing, while hard on your feet and making you a more visible target to be accosted with dance offers, also gives a great view of the whole club. You can see who's on the main stage and a couple of the satellite stages, and you have a better chance of spotting an awesome girl across the room who you might have missed otherwise.

One of my friends informed the bouncer that I was getting married, and he immediately, the instant we entered the club, introduced us to a young lady named Kelly. Tall, blonde and quite striking, with a thin but sexy body and big (34FF, she said) enhanced boobs. Unlike some guys, I much prefer fake tits over natural ones if they're well done, and this girl's were phenomenal. In fact I should note that there were a lot of women of that type with gorgeous fake tits in the club. The only reason I rated dancer quality an 8 rather than a 9 or 10 is that there were a few too many flat chested girls for my tastes present, and they seemed to be the ones on stage most often, which meant I rarely took a seat to appreciate them. But I fully realize my preferences aren't for everyone.