Very out in...

Very out in the boonies feel this club has to it. Looks like a complete dive, outside and in. You walk in to a bar, which pretty much takes up the whole place. The stage (if you wanna call it that) is sort of "railed off" and floor leveled with little poker table chairs surrounding it. On the left side of the stage there are lapdance booths with the same poker chairs placed inside of them, and a thin curtain to cover up the small space.

Beer is cheap and cold. The dancers are mostly dumpy farm moms with bad teeth. However there are a couple that definitely belong in a higher caliber club, which makes this place well worth it. One girl looked almost identical to a well known porn star, and I almost shit my pants when I saw her because I thought it was actually that porn girl. Obviously it wasn't, but she was close enough to drain some dollars. One other smaller petite girl also looked like she belonged in a better club, despite her hair being dirtier than the bar floor.

Lapdances are 20, but i didn't get any. The girls at the stage offer pretty much the same dance for a dollar. There were also some drugged out scabs wandering around so watch out for those. One girl was so high on whatever she couldn't even walk. I thought she was kidding around at first with all the ridiculous noises and wobbling, then I realized she wasn't faking it, and she fell down.

I'd say this place is worth a stop if you are literally driving right by it. Otherwise for what you want out of a club, your best bet lies elsewhere.