Large club with that eighties I...

Large club with that eighties I need to be updated feel. Main stage dead center, pool tables on the left bar on right. Couple of satalite stages. In town on business , had a few hours to kill so decided to check out the daytime strip club scene . Parking lot at Christies was dead so I expected a light crowd and free entry. Had to become a member , which I dislike , there goes $10, get into a dead club with no talent onstage. I sit down and think " well you have been ripped off before so don't act surprised" . After 5 minutes ( I was checking my watch ) an older woman sat down, she was the bartender who I formed me of the two drink minimum. I protested stating the drink minimums are supposed to keep guys from sitting around getting a free show. She said exactly, I then pointed out since I had been in the club no dancer had been on stage so this was a bar not a strip club. She told me to stop being a smart ass or she would have me thrown out. I should have been thrown out.

I paid $20 with tip for two drinks that I didn't want or drink.

As soon as bar winch left a blonde sat down. Mature blonde with big bolt ons. I was ready to leave so I said how much for a dance? We negotiated a visit and then she said I have to go to the bathroom . So off she sent after maybe 5 minutes interaction. I started to leave when another mature sat down and started her hustle. About the time I explained to her I was leaving blonde reappeared .

Mediocre dance, horrible old fake boobs. When you can feel the bag it's time to re-boob.

Dance done , I bolted for the door. Never saw anyone on stage