I had read all the hype...

I had read all the hype about this place and wondered if it could even come close to being as good as people have written. SHIT, the reviews weren't even close to describing the level of pure debauchery that is happening in this place. Certainly TUSCL was very helpful with getting to and from the club and the prices are spot on as are most of the complements. One additional point I was not aware of is that there is no customs interview to pass through the border entering Mexico. Just follow the crowd and you end up at the taxi stand with people speaking English and everyone being helpful.

Well I show up at around 4 pm and ask the first waiter I see (Freddie) to find me a booth where I can watch the show. He spoke fairly good English and grabbed me my first of many beers. When he returned I told him what I was looking for; thin, English speaking, natural, young and beautiful. He was back in under 2 minutes with the lovely Juliana from Acapulco - spot on! I bought her a drink and we chatted. Damn she was cute and acting like a long lost lover. After 3 drink for each of us, ole Freddie suggested a 30 minute VIP, which would include a private room with 6 drinks for $48. Heck Yeah and off we went. Everything was available and included in the $48. No hold barred 30 minutes of pure passion. Took a pass on the FS not wanting to lose my focus so early. So I have been here for an hour and already had more mileage than the last 10 clubs I'd been in and still haven't spent $100.

Now the stuff that I have not seen in other reviews. The place is a fucking Roman orgy. First off there is a fully nude girl spinning at 100 rpms from this hoop thingy. She hops off and proceeds to allow almost every guy with a dollar at the stage to kiss her, play with her tits and touch her pussy. Okay, I'm thinking that this is really over the top. After about 20 minutes at the main lower stage, I finally figure out that I can light up my cigar and enjoy a smoke while taking in the show. I also think I have to take a walk around and check out the rest of the joint and all the smoking hot ladies. I had never been a fan of Latina women, but that has changed for good.