Had a free night and decided...

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, MI

My favorite exchange of the night was to a dancer as she came down from the stage next to my table after her song: Me: How's your night Her: Great 'cause I'm thinking about your dick in…

Brass Pole Cabaret

Elyria, OH

Not nearly as bad as I thought it would be. Physically the worst part about it was trying to figure out which door was the entrance and the god awful hard straight back chairs that…

Crazy Horse

Brook Park, OH

This as a bland average club, nothing particularly exceptional about the place. I stopped by around 10 and there was a decent crowd for a small club but most of the dancers were talking to…

I returned to the Palace in the Pines on a late Saturday night, a little after midnight. The parking lot was crowded and customers were still coming in. As I walked in, nobody…

Stopped in the Palace in the Pines when I came back into town from Florida, and A LOT has changed. For starters, I was never a fan, but the Royalty Room - 18+, no alcohol allowed,…

I returned to the Palace in the Pines on a late Wednesday night, probably around midnight. Although there is supposed to be a $5 cover charge, I was not charged. There were about five girls…

This club is pretty much in the middle of nowhere and is one of only a few within any reasonable driving distance in the area. Went in on a Saturday night late, close to…