I guess my first mistake was...

I guess my first mistake was going on a Tuesday night. I think I showed up around 10pm. Very nice club. Center stage in front of the bar has very comfortable chairs around it. The bar is very long and right next to the stage. The lighting is bright but not too bright. The night I was there anyway, a very cool pink/purple hue was apparent. I sat down and ordered a drink. I think it was $7 for a Coke, I expect that price, so not a big deal.

I would say within 5 minutes of sitting down, I had a girl chatting me up. She got there before my drink but she was very nice. Tall with dark brown long hair and full figured. Not fat at all but had very nice curves. At least full C cups and a very nice round back end. I am thinking she may have originally been European but had no accent that I noticed. We talked for a bit and she took me on the tour. I had no idea the club was so big. I believe she showed me 3 different areas that can be opened up on busy nights. As I said, she was very nice and after the tour she never even offered a dance. I like that, let me decide if I want a dance from you. I asked her to come back and check on me as I definitely did want a dance from her but I wanted to see the rest of the talent that night. As the night progressed more dancers showed up. I got a lap dance from a very pushy Asian dancer with blonde hair that had nice implants but a horrible attitude. An okay dance, felt very mechanical and she was of course just looking to get me to take her to the private area. I get that but she should at least make me thin she was enjoying herself.

Around 12am a very attractive Hispanic girl sat with me. Very attractive and a great talker. Maybe 5' with long black hair. Looked to have C cups that looked great in her bra, we'll get back to that later. We sat and talked and her hands wandered while we did so. I got the feeling and we went to the private area. Further behind the main stage are different rooms to choose from. She gave me a tour first and I chose the "normal" private area where there are several areas for multiple dancers. I was prepared to tip the guy at the entrance of this area but she told me not to. Because it was a slow night she told me she would give me more time if I just tipped her instead. That works for me, shouldn't she be getting the extra money anyway? 2 drinks are a must for the private dance. Ordered our drinks and went from there. She gave a great dance. Each seating area has a small table for drinks that she utilized during the dance. Seats are very comfortable and didn't feel or smell gross. She did a great amount of grinding and as I said she used the table to give me some great views of her crotch. She did not remove her bottom, but, lets get back to her top. I should have got a dance from her on the floor. She looked awesome in her bra, but once it came off the truth was evident. Her left breast implant had hardened and her nipple pointed nowhere near hear midline. Very unfortunate as I found it difficult to get into the dance when I felt her very hard breast against my body. She tried to make it a positive as she said it helped her dances. She would use it to stroke my crotch. It felt okay but weird as well. In my opinion a breast just shouldn't feel like that.