I hadn't been to any clubs...

I hadn't been to any clubs in a while due to me moving into a new place but now that everything has settled down i headed down to one of my favorite clubs. No major changes, as i am a local i get free entry with a 2 drink minimum although i have found if you are tipping the girls on stage and getting dances they never hold you to that second drink. Which is just as well because a few of the bartenders could use some refresher courses on how to make a decent cocktail.

I arrived in the early evening and sat down at the stage, there were a few other patrons scattered about. After about an hour i got a few dances from several of the girls i saw on stage, the dances were good with two way touching but nothing really memorable. I was approached by a big titted mature blonde (whose name escapes me) a few minutes before i was about to leave. She started to chat me up saying that she had watched me all night and was hoping to give me a private dance, I said i was done for the night and hinted that if she had come over earlier i might have taken her up on the offer but i was now tapped out. She proceeds to get all doe eyed on me saying she really wanted to take me back to the VIP (Stripper Shit alarm going off in my head) I offered her $5 if i could get a quick motorboat before i left and she took it.

All in all a good night, drinks needed some work but the entertainment was what i have come to expect from one of my favorite clubs.