This club, on a very busy...

This club, on a very busy London street, fits the usual "pound in the pint glass" formula familiar to customers of The Griffin, Ye Olde Axe, The Nags Head and other London strip pubs. With a pub-style bar on the right, a raised stage to the left of the main door and a private dance area beyond the stage, it's roomy enough and well-kept.

The private dance area is shared with whoever else is getting a dance and is similar in mileage to Browns. Air-dances ahoy. The private dances were £10, which is about right for London. They go up in price in the evening to (I'm told) £15. The girls are great looking and friendly, but I found the dances to be mechanical and formulaic and of course zero contact. London (and most of the UK) clubs abide mostly by the rules, but there are places where closer dances happen - this isn't one of them. The stage shows were nice enough, though you get a little desensitised after the third naked girl.

Drinks prices were reasonable (by London naked-lady venue standards) at £4-something for a beer and I think I spotted some peanuts for sale. There's a happy hour where beer is cheaper, so I benefited from that. There are screens to watch a bit of sport if that's what you're there for. The news was on when I was in there.