This club sucks. avoid at...

This club sucks. avoid at all costs. I've seen better clubs in some of the most remote areas of this country with not even 1/4 of the population of Springfield. Walk in, pay my $5 cover and go to the bar. Immediately a fairly overweight dancer approaches me but doesn't say one word. Just stands next to me. I wasn't looking at the stage because SHAMU up there was doing her best tail wag and it wasn't nice. I mean I wanted to burn my eyeballs out after looking at her waddle up on the stage and attempt to dance. So, order a beer or two and then out pops a smaller brunette that all she wants to do is have me buy her drinks. I ordered her a shot or two and then she asked me for a dance. Pay her $20 at the bar and sit there, for 3 more songs. I was sure she was just going to forget about the dance and pocket my cash but I wasn't going to let that happen. She asks for another drink and I promptly remind her that we have a dance on order. So we proceed back to a semi-private area with little almost like cubicles for lap dance area. The bouncer (nice guy by the way) follows us over and is watching like a hawk while this girl grinds. Problem is, she is standing up, grinding on me with her ass cheeks and performs no other moves WHAT SO EVER. Just ass cheek grindage, for 3 minutes. Well needless to say I got up after one song, hit the head and hit the road. this place is a joke. stay away. two other good options in town and you won't feel like you have lice or crabs when you leave.