I wanted to get this review...

I wanted to get this review in the same night I visited Big Al's, so here goes. This place SUCKS! Was there from 9:30-midnight on a Tuesday. Of the 8 dancers I counted on shift, only one was considered hot, one was sexy because she was Spanish, the rest were either fat, worn down, or cute but were extremely flat chested. One older chick had tits so small and flat they looked like they had been sucked dry. Really tough to even look at.

Beyond the poor selection, there were a few tables full of guys who got 100% of the attention. I sat for almost 3 hours and only one fat ugly stripper approached. I was so bored I decided to get a $25 couch dance from her. Bad move. Her cellulite was all over me and I could barely get a hard on for her. Wasted money.

Bottom line, this was my second trip to big Al's in the last 4 months and I won't go back. This is almost the same experience I had last time (check the review) and I guess I just didn't learn my lesson.